Like a good fishing hole that you can’t seem to find, you may have passed by this establishment countless times on your way to other destinations. Located just a few steps below Christopher Street at 7th Avenue, Kettle of Fish is for many, the one that got away. Although the stairwell is covered by an awning touting the name of the bar, and a small sandwich board rests on the sidewalk inviting passers-by to pay a visit, the bar with a rich history and modest demeanor remains pleasantly calm for the village neighborhood it calls home. Originally on 3rd Street, Kettle of Fish moved to its new location – formerly the Lion’s Den – in 1998.

There is a familiar quality that exists at “The Kettle”, with several well placed televisions broadcasting local sporting events, a few comfy couches and a cast of characters either throwing darts or political jabs, even first-timers can immediately feel welcome. Especially if you’re at home with moderately priced drinks from a well stocked bar, which includes almost inexplicably, but without being ironic, ice cold cans of Genesee Cream Ale. If the couches and darts don’t remind you of a relative’s rumpus room, perhaps the cans of Genny Cream will.

If it is DJs, a velvet rope, and glamorous Sex in the City extras that you desire, I suggest you continue upstream. Although on occasion wayward NYU students will wander in looking for Jagermiester promotions or a bevy of Bud girls, the Kettle has little in common with many of the other bars in the area, which are often filled with beer soaked sophomores arguing the merits of American Pie II.

The bartenders, like your “cool” cousin, know the right proportions of cocktails and conversation without ever losing sight that they are in control. These are professional people who understand that a half shirt and a mini skirt is not always appropriate attire for working behind the oak. This is perhaps one of the most unpretentious bars in Manhattan. But don’t be lured in by the relaxed atmosphere, this is a drinker’s bar, and one is expected to act accordingly, namely; know your drink, tip appropriately, and know when to call it a night. Like most, after your first visit you’re sure to be hooked. – C.M.